Yay! I’ve learned 10 new things! Gather round, boys and girls, I’m sharing the awesome…
- Just in time for Halloween, you can build your own paper clone! It’s tempting to let your excitement whip you into a frenzied happy dance, I know, but you really should get started now. It takes 7 days if all goes smoothly, more if you need to, say, erase. (Paper clone instructions. Seriously. THIS is what I’ve done for you lately.)
- Moths live for just a few days, during which they must evade predators, resist the light and find a mate, often without eating. And you thought you had it hard. (This article about bat-moth co-evolution is fascinating if you’re a dork like me.)
- There exists a chess set made of vibrators, and it costs $7,000. I have to say, I feel witty commentary on this one is unnecessary. Some products speak for themselves.
- But wait, I have more Halloween coolness. You can carve your pumpkins in the image of the evil Stephen Colbert (keeping your fear alive), or the heroic (and sane!) Jon Stewart.
- Kodiak bears are smart. I know this because the other night I commented that Lexi (my dog) is perhaps not as smart as the average bear. The Boy assured me that she definitely is NOT as smart as the average Kodiak bear… I looked it up, of course, because I’m still trying to be as smart as The Boy.
- You can decorate your house (or at least your basement) with $10 worth of magic markers and Sharpies. This. Is. Amazing.
- The original cover art for Charlotte’s Web, which was the first chapter book I can remember falling in love with, sold at auction for $155,000. More than 5 times what was expected. I LOVE that story.
- Yesterday, it rained here. The first rain of the season. I tweeted that I loved my Converse sneakers, but what I really needed were some galoshes. My friend, Ralph, suggested I invent some Converse galoshes, which I thought was my ticket to fame and fortune, until I discovered they already exist. (Sigh… But they are kind of cool.)
- I may be the only person who never heard of this, but holy cow, there’s such a thing as a silent disco! I know this because Stephen Elliott told me in email. … Okay, yes, he told me and his one gazillion other subscribers, but still. Here is what he said about his first silent disco experience: “You put on headphones and they’re all playing the same music, so you dance and if you want to talk, you take your headphones off and everyone is dancing around you, but you can talk quietly. It’s beautiful, especially at night.” I am dying to dance (and then stop dancing and talk) in a silent disco.
- Dick Cheney is a zombie! … Okay, I can’t say for certain that’s true, though I have my suspicions. It is what comes up first if you type “Dick Cheney is” in Google. (The suggestion that he is a zombie is followed by the suggestions that he is a robot, dead, and the devil.) Google’s suggestions are based on popular searches. Check out some other popular political searches here.
And that’s it for this installment. Go out and spread the knowledge, people! We are enlightening the world, 10 awesome facts at a time.


