We made it to Friday and another picture that charmed me.
Caption this!
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Go forth my feeble friends. Go forth and muliply! Your ignorance will be your downfall!
“Come to me my pretties.”
“If these guys go any higher, I’m gonna run out of tree.”
“Go, you are free! I release you!”
“Abner! Don’t you eat those things! You don’t know where they’ve been!”
“Snow? In July?”
“Ooh! That tickles!”
“Fly free! I TOLD you when I picked you off my brother and put you in my mouth I was going to let you go.”
“And here you see Cheeta in the staring role as Queen of the Flies!”
Oh my gosh. This one is hard:
“Stella! Stella! Stel-la!!!
“Of all of the trees in all if the towns, she had to flutter into mine.”
or…
Clearly this monkey is singing some Pat Benatar– I recognize the feeling fist.
or…
This monkey is clearly doing yoga, this is the modified dancing warrior series.
or…
“I’m the king of the world!”
Ok, this one is hard… Did I say that already?
Chimp misunderstands doctor’s orders when told he should get some more vitamin BEE
(Sorry)
Bugs to each other: “We have his arm. Now grab on and pull together!”
– What Peter Jackson’s “King Kong” would have looked like without CGI technology!
– Chimp: “yep, I’ll show him. I’ll grab some of these dragonflies and stick them in his loin cloth. The guys been in the jungle for 30 years and he still calls me Cheetah. ‘I’m a Chimp, you F’n moron!”
– Chimp: “‘When you can snatch a dragonfly from the sky you will be ready to leave’… what the hell does that mean and why does that old man keep calling me Grasshopper?”
(Chimpanzee Kung Fu training)
– Third dragonfly from the left of the outstretched hand: “You know something Harry, its a bit gross that we are all attracted to a handful of that guys poop!”
– “Though this be madness, yet there is method in it”
(Although the outstretched hand is a dead giveaway for Hamlet’s “to be or not to be” line I think the one I quoted works better!)
As I swing through the trees
they are 10 million honey bees
and the pollen on their legs
make me sneeeze
(you have had to heard the firefly song for this to make any sense at all)
Failed Evolution: Chimp Throws Money to the Wind When She Learns That – As a Human – She’ll Have To Be An Active Parent For 20 Years
Where is Fay Wray when you need her?
Otto’s tribe voted him “Most Likely to Catch Malaria.”
Hah hah ha; a lot of these captions are absolute pissers! (not a caption -or is it?)