I can’t look at this picture without laughing. I love it. The only way it could be funnier is for you to caption it. So go ahead. Make my Friday.
Caption this.
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My name is Judy Clement Wall. I write, and here in Zebra Sounds, I write about living creatively and reading books and hula-hooping in public and hiking on (and wandering off of) trails... especially north bound trails. Occasionally I share my unbridled enthusiasm for cheesecake. (But only occasionally. I promise.)
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Wild
Kitten: “Its ok, really mom, I’m big enough to sit in the chair without a booster seat.”
Kitty: “I meant to do that.”
Kitty: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
“It’s ok. I’m just glad I’m not on the toilet again.”
Becky, that funny.
“I hate time outs.”
or
zoom! varrrooommm!
“Lt, Kitty, you have incoming TIE fighters!”
“I’m on it commander. They are no match for the Millennium Falcon!”
in a singsong voice:
kitty sitty chair crack….kitty sitty chair crack….
[the other cats can be so mean]
I’ll show them some “Whoopie” !
Crack destroys another life.
(thanks Karen for the lead off in that direction)
“I’m going to be the first cat that can swim when I grow up..and wake up..zzzz”
“the first chair was too hard and the second chair was too soft but the third chair was just right…” (from “goldi-kitty and the 3 chairs”)
Last week, upon hearing a cat has nine lives, mischievous little Johnny shoved Whiskers thru the mail slot in the door. This week he tried pushing him thru a chair. For next week I think he said something about a paper shredder?!?!
or
Toonces as a kitten!
or
Moral of the story: There are times, no matter how perceptive you are about people, you just don’t notice that “ass” coming up to you and ruining your day!
You think this crack is bad, you should’ve seen the last one I got stuck in.
Or, in honor of the LOL author. “youzd squish me.”
“iz can have butt cramp”
“im in ur chair hangin out”
“dis not comterble”
Bill: “…I read about it in National Geographic. It’s called the Venus Cat Trap. Its blue, shaped a bit like a regular chair, and lures its prey in with a type of catnip scent… its true, I’m tellin’ ya….”
Jim: “come on Bill, we listen to your wild stories allll the time but this one is just ridiculous, geeez!
Gravity always gets me down.
Whaddya mean, “Get off the furniture”? My feet ARE OFF the furniture!
Klingon Kitten in Cliffhanger Caper
“you’re only supposed to blow the bloody paws off” says kitty in italian job finalé reenactment
This is my Zen pose.
Kitty In The Chair Poem
Whoever Armor All’d this chair,
Made it slippery, now I’m midair.
This is not my usual pose,
Head stuck, can’t see my toes.
Got so tired and fell asleep,
I pray the lord my soul to keep.
If I get sat on before I wake,
A hell of a noise I will make.
Slashing claws flying everywhere,
Please, oh please, get me out of this chair!
I LOVE Joanne’s poem! The photo is just too cute, J.
cat poetry for a caption?…OK, I’m in!
paws hang in midair –
my tranquility is found
within your blue grasp
I love, love, love Joanne’s poem too. It’s almost as cute as the kitty. But the only thing as cute as the kitty is… another kitty.
http://zebrasounds.net/2009/09/10/caption-this-15/
I think they’re related.
Oops, Bobby, didn’t see you there. Wow. Poetry too?
ha, not really — was just being silly playing off Joanne’s first verse!
have a fun weekend!
Tiddles couldn’t understand how humans sit in these infernal things, sleeping just wasn’t comfy
Oh, noes. You divided by zero! Noooooooo….