Happy Friday!
So, I have no idea right now how to caption it, but I LOVE this picture. (Thank you, Terre!) I think it’s hilarious. The only way it could be more so is to have a perfect caption. That’s where you come in. Have fun boys and girls! Caption this!
My name is Judy Clement Wall. I write, and here in Zebra Sounds, I write about living creatively and reading books and hula-hooping in public and hiking on (and wandering off of) trails... especially north bound trails. Occasionally I share my unbridled enthusiasm for cheesecake. (But only occasionally. I promise.)
I write about the intersection of love and everything else at aHumanThing.net
“sheesh! ‘When you said we were going to the park, I didn’t think this is what you had in mind.”
“pssst, dude, no camel parking from 9-5.”
“Hello, Triple C? Yeah, I’m broke down here on park avenue.”
“No, not much. Just took my camel for a ride in the park, you know….same old ….same old….”
S’cuse me… Did you forget we were playing? Please throw the stick. Please?
“yeah yeah, I know I wrote ‘looks are not important’ on the form. And that I wrote, ‘willing to try new things’, but you set me up with a camel. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!’
— another dissatisfied e-Harmony customer!!
or
“hi, I’m calling because I saw the flyer about a lost camel. Can you tell me what yours looks like… uh huh, brown, yeah… wearing a leopard print blanket, yep… oh, no, this one has white all around its muzzle. I guess this is the wrong camel.”
or
“Hello, I am calling about the pizza delivery job…well, no, I don’t have a car, but…..”
oh heck, one more…
“yeah Bill, I’m soooo excited! I have wanted one ever since I saw those Budweiser commercials. Well, they don’t really look like they do on TV but the guy that sold this one to me said it was a Thoroughbred. I can’t believe I own a Clydesdale!!
—- another way to tell that people from Ohio are the most gullible!
Bobby, Laughing loudly in Peets (and getting sideways glances from all the spies).
Animal Planet announcer talking excitedly: “For years we’ve suspected that camels like to dress up like cheetahs, sneak up on their unsuspecting prey and pounce. But this is the first time we’ve captured it on film. Truly a historic moment… “
Let’s meet in the park. I’ll be sitting on the south bench, baseball cap, one red earmuff, and a camel dressed in cheetah print. Call me if you still can’t find me.
“hello Tricia… you will never believe this but I am wearing the exact same thing as you. And guess what, I put a cheetah print blanket on my camel also! We are over on the north bench… why don’t we meet in the middle of the park!”
— another satisfied e-harmony couple. watch for their upcoming tv commercial!
“Bobby, please switch the red ear muff to your right side so I’ll know it’s you.”
I’ll just hide behind this bench here. No one will notice me. It’ll be fine.
Is this cheap24.com? My order was for cigarettes…