It’s Friday. I’m not exactly sure how it happened but I’m glad it’s here. I love Friday. Especially right after you finish working, and the weekend is spread out before you, all sparkles and high hopes and endless possibility. Like being next in line… everything is still to come.
Okay, enough waxing poetic over my favorite day of the week. Another reason to love Friday is that it’s Caption This day on Zebra Sounds.
Here you go, kids: a boy and his dog. Let the cleverness begin!
Wild
Grandmother Phyllis, always a thrifty soul, tended to order things overlarge so that the youngsters could “grow into it.”
Forget a caption today. All I can think about is a cinnamon “roll”!?!
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Lets give a big round of applause for this years Finalists in the “Who Looks Most Like A Slinky” contest!
(the jingle, “It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky. For fun it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s slinky, it’s Slinky. It’s fun for a girl or a boy.
It’s fun for girl or a boy! is playing the background as you read this caption)
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Boy: I am sooo chubby I have to count my rolls on my toes!
Dog: Where are my toes?
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Wrinkles!
Boy: Okay. Here she comes. Look cute.
Dog: I always look cute.
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Boy: I wanna coat like yours.
Dog: Who wouldn’t?
“what do you mean? I don’t look anything like that baby”
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“Does this puppy make me look fat?”
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“Yep, identical twins.”
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“We’ll still fit when we grow up.”
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“Milk time? Sweet!”
“This is the ‘Jabba the Hut Christmas At Home With His Family Christmas Special’ audition, right?”
Boy: “Look in the mirror with me. There…right there, where I am pointing on my toe…see it…that’s where I am not chubby!”
Dog: “yeah, go with that”
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While watching a health segment on Good Morning America Cole the baby and Corky the puppy were shocked to learn that “love handles” were not a good thing!
I love Karen’s, but I’ll offer one of my own.
The Michelin Man, at age 4 months, with his dog Scrunch.
Bobby, I was going to say that you’re in rare form today, but this is normal for you. Thank you for keeping my morning light.
And Linda, You too! I had to jump in here and encourage your silliness. I love when you make me laugh!
“So, who won the wrinkles contest? I want my caramel apples with cream with extra caramel sauce on top special prize!”
—Boy: Well, at least with proper nutrition and a healthy lifestyle I can change, but you my friend were bred to look like that!
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
—I swear, NORMALLY, Downy Wrinkle Release works, but some wrinkles and folds are just harder to remove than others.
All bad, I know. But LINDA, I thought she didn’t usually caption, and that was a great one!
Isn’t it funny how some dogs choose people that look like them?
OK, a few more —- I wasn’t going to but someone sweet-talked me into it (in case you are wondering the term that clinched it, I think it was “goofball!”)
Boy: “When I lean over like this you can really see my six-pack”
Dog: “keep leaning”
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Boy: “When I lean over like this you can really see my six-pack”
Dog: “If that’s a six-pack I gotta have an 18-pack!”
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Boy: “hey, come here and look in the mirror with me again. Is it just me or do my arms look like they are packed with marshmallows??”
Dog: “I was going to say giant white tootsie rolls. But now that you mention it…”