It’s Friday already! Time to play! I scoured the interweb and found this picture. This is how I look after a day of editing… only I have smaller ears and I’m not this cute.
Ready, set, caption this!
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My name is Judy Clement Wall. I write, and here in Zebra Sounds, I write about living creatively and reading books and hula-hooping in public and hiking on (and wandering off of) trails... especially north bound trails. Occasionally I share my unbridled enthusiasm for cheesecake. (But only occasionally. I promise.)
I write about the intersection of love and everything else at aHumanThing.net
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Five more minutes…
OMG You did not just say five more minutes… I need a bagel… with the creamy creamy cream cheese. Cheesey cheesey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAq7AX2fiy8 (language warning. and squirrely wrath)
And for my own:
Being Feng Shui all the time can be more difficult for larger breeds. Difficult, but not impossible.
The lazy dog’s way of doing yoga…salutations to the sun!
Darren, that is so funny, the first thing I thought of is yoga!
Like: “Now this is REALLY how you do ‘Down Dog!’”
“Honey, you don’t get this pretty without some serious beauty sleep.”
(Down dog cracked me up.)
“Ok, you guys, you other pets, take notes, this is how you do it. If you only take up one cushion and you look REALLY cute doing it, the humans don’t kick you off the couch.”
What? Who says you can’t do crunches lying on your side?
“ugh, next time, one less glass of wine.”
…then you fold these legs back again, and that’s how you get great dane in a can!
or
see? vertical stripes do make me look skinny!
“give me a p for puppy!” whew, this doggy cheerleading is exausting.
“I told you I would still fit when I grew up!”
“t” is for tired
Damn it cmw…I even had a p is for puppy song all ready to be typed….in cookie monster’s voice no less…
how about.. “Instructions for dog nap…fit tab a into slot b…”
Ok Judy….I had two email requests to share my cookie monster inspired song, and I only made one of them up.
Here goes…..P is for puppy, that’s good enough for me…P is for puppy I haven’t got a flea,
P is for puppy, I’m sleeping in this chair, P is for puppy, nice napping with no underwear.
I had sans underwear….but dogs don’t know words like sans.
CMW – Great Dane in a can tickled me!
Karen, Love the song. It’s today’s earworm. (I will sing it with the “sans” though because I’m willing to sacrifice reality for art. Plus, my dog knows words like sans. And also au and parfait. In fact, she’s very insistent and if she asks for a parfait one more time…)
I have heard of transformers, but this is ridiculous!
Chair and a half? I think not.
Wake me when the puppies are grown.
1) today is brought to you by the letter ‘P’
2) does this couch make my butt look big?
3) … and he’s only a 3 week old puppy!
4) this is the last time i sleep over at the chihuahua’s house. i’m not looking forward to going through their doggy door again either…
cmw – love the dane in a can!
karen – love your song, my sesame street friend! :-)
Not all dogs dream about chasing rabbits. Some dream about hopping like a kangaroo.
thoughts from a dog…
“…an ottoman, how hard can it be for these people to get an ottman?!?!”
“when I grow up I better get the big chair!”
“If I pretend to be asleep I don’t have to get that guys slippers…snore, snore, snore…”
Ha! Another successful Friday! A friend just sent me some VERY good caption-this pics for future Fridays! Feel free to send me pics at zebrasoundsj AT gmail.com!
wait! i’m still thinking…
4) actually, this is a chihuaha on a teeny-tiny miniature couch.
5) limited time offer! buy this lovely couch and get this giant dog for free. call now! operators are standing by…
I would SOOOOOOOOOOOO call for the couch, if the dog came with it!
Judy, your commentors are AWESOME. These were hilarious!
I would call for the couch if THAT dog came with it too! She looks sooooo sweet.
Terre, Thanks! You are one of my awesome commenters!
LOL. That is so cute. I would say I look like that when I am tired except I couldn’t get that scrunched up if I wanted to.